OK, I am usually shunning all things political, but now I am stuck between a rock and an hard place. Ol’ Cousin Mitch really appears to be my 9th cousin. Our MRCA, Elizabeth White (1643-1707) tracks through my documented line. I used to think we only had to hide the fact that Uncle Heinie was a political wheeler dealer in Ohip. It is not that I dislike just one party or the other — I find fault with both.